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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katze!

1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Katze!
2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Katze, though it may feel uncomfortable!
3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Katze and compline.
4. When Katze is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Katze!
6. Katze does not have toes.
7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Katze!
8. If you drop Katze from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
9. California is the biggest exporter of Katze in the world!
10. The patron saint of Katze is Saint Eugenie.

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ETA: In reading comments on this post, I realized that I omitted to mention that this came from Eep. Mea culpa!