Monday, January 23, 2006

Almost As Good As Chuck Norris

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katze!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Katze!
  2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Katze, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Katze and compline.
  4. When Katze is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Katze!
  6. Katze does not have toes.
  7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Katze!
  8. If you drop Katze from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  9. California is the biggest exporter of Katze in the world!
  10. The patron saint of Katze is Saint Eugenie.
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ETA: In reading comments on this post, I realized that I omitted to mention that this came from Eep. Mea culpa!



At 5:26 PM , Blogger luneray said...

Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Katze!

A nugget of truth smothered in fantastical fiction?

At 8:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not taunt happy fun katze.

At 9:42 PM , Blogger the shrewness said...

no toes?? i did not know that!

this list is cool... hope you dont mind me borrowing it. :)

At 10:12 AM , Blogger katze said...

Oh, yes, the candle bit was eerily accurate. I've had to impose a moratorium on buying any further candles until I a)win the lottery or b)use the ones I've already got. It's really quite ludicrous.

And you're certainly welcome to it, shrewness!


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