Wednesday, May 18, 2005

This Will Be Punishable By Flogging

When I have my own country, common courtesy will be enforced by the law. The woman who, in the middle of morning rush hour this morning, sat on the outside seat of a pair of seats in the Metro, then positioned her SUV-stroller so that it blocked the other seat and part of the aisle, preventing anyone from sitting in the empty seat next to her, and had a very loud "conversation" with her toddler the whole way in ("Who's a big boy? You are! Yay!" "Did you sneeze? ACHOO! What a big sneeze! Wow! ACHOO!") while sitting in a short skirt with her legs spread wide open (mmmmm, that was... "hot") would be subject to immediate arrest and flogging. Can you imagine how pissy she would have been if she'd gotten on the train and someone refused to move their briefcase so that she could sit down?


At 4:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Katze for president! I can see you pass your 'courtesy-bill' already.

At 6:01 PM , Blogger katze said...

It might also interest you to know that I am considering the death penalty for willful ignorance. It would be the only capital crime in my country.


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