Remedial Potty Training

As regular readers know, I have a major pet peeve regarding the public toilets here at Our Law School. Today, following my personal philosophy, I was forced to dish out a little remedial potty training after I entered a bathroom stall immediately after another woman, only to find the seat drenched in urine. I immediately turned back and demanded that she "Come back here and clean up this mess." Sure enough, she turned bright red, but quickly wiped up her mess and flushed the toilet.

Well done, Grasshopper. Well done.