Product Warning Labels

I love the warning label on one of my Christmas gifts. It’s the “Boyfriend Replacement Chocolate Recovery Bath” and contains candles, soap,and bubble bath all scented like chocolate. The side of the box says:
Warning!
The enclosed bath products, although chocolate-scented, are NOT food and cannot be ingested. DO NOT EAT.

I love that it uses the phrase “although chocolate-scented” in such a delicious way. And then, just in case you’re too stupid to either know what “ingest” means or look it up in the dictionary—and let’s face it, if you need the warning label, you probably ARE that stupid, it tells you in plain English “DO NOT EAT”.