Best. Bathroom. Graffiti. Ever

In a local italian restaurant/ bar, the ladies room is wallpapered in a red-checked pattern reminiscent of those red-checked tablecloths you think of when you think "local italian restaurant". All along the white lines inside the stall, young ladies have scrawled the usual nonsense: "Emily + Sarah BFF!" "Mandy loves Steve Oct 2006"

Down in the lower right hand corner, a large blue script announced "Samantha loves Tim 4-eva". Directly below it was a small arrow pointing to an addendum in a different, smaller blue script: "yeah, until you realize that you're headed to two different places and can't keep up the long distance thing"