Sunday, October 26, 2008

Pet Peeve

If you, as a speaker, want to lose my goodwill in an instant, just start your speech like this:

"Good Morning!"
[Pause for audience to respond]
"Hmmm, that wasn't very good. Let's try again./ (alternatively) I can't heeeeear you.


[Pause for louder response]

"That's better!"

I promise you, I will be too busy trying to kill you with the hot firey hate in my eyes to listen to anything you have to say.



At 8:21 PM , Blogger Eepzilla said...

oooh! I want to nuke people who do that from orbit! (It's the only way to be sure)


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