Don't Be a Weenie

Start here. Then read this. If this blog wasn't already dedicated to whining about law school and telling pointless stories for my own amusement, I would totally copy this guy. I've bemoaned the fact that cars don't come with bullhorns as standard equipment for years now. ("Hey, you! Yeah, you in the blue Accord. Turn signals are standard in all vehicles. Yours are probably located on a long black stick attached to the steering wheel." "Yo! You in the red Corvette! Try actually stopping for the stop sign. And that combover isn't fooling anyone, brah."

Until those actually start showing up as standard equipment, this is a great substitute!