My Membership Card for the AARP Will Be Here Any Day Now

The Lifestyles section of the Sunday paper contained a series of articles on Prom, including a list of the Top Ten Prom Songs. I only recognized two of the ten: Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, and This I Promise You, by NSync. In fact, I didn't even recognize the names of most of the artists. It would appear that I have officially gotten off the popular music train.