Maybe He Reads My Blog

For the first time all year, Nascar Boy did not wear GOP gear to class. He wore—and I swear I am not making this up!—a Nascar t-shirt.

Yes, a Nascar shirt.

Remember when Crayola came out with fluorescent crayons in the 80’s? They came in little boxes with six colors: neon green, chartreuse, electric blue, fluorescent orange, a magenta-ish color and fluorescent red. His shirt was entirely composed of fluorescent red and fluorescent orange with some black shadowing. And flames. Lots of flames. A thing of the most extreme class and beauty. I think they should make it the new Law School uniform.