As Entertaining As It Is

...to listen to this long, rambling anecdote-- which you are presenting as gospel fact, when it sounds suspiciously like an urban legend to me-- and listen to you laugh at your own cleverness in telling it, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FAMILY LAW??? If you can't stick to the subject at hand, then please, for the love of all that is holy, don't keep the class late to ensure that you cover the material.