Ways to Annoy The Cat, Vol.1

Wait for the cat to join you on the couch. When the cat gets good and comfortable, it will probably make sure that one paw is touching some part of your body, for example, your leg. Let the paw stay there for a few seconds, then shift your body ever so slightly so that your body is no longer in direct contact with the paw. Be careful not to move too much, as this will simply cause the cat to jump up and run away. Ideally, you'll have less than an inch between paw and skin. The cat will adjust accordingly. Wait 30 seconds or so, then adjust again. Repeat until cat gets too annoyed to be in your company and stalks off, swishing its tail. Laugh evilly.