Weasel Words

In my bathroom, I have this handsoap. It smells great, by the way, and they usually have it on sale for a ridiculously cheap price during the semi-annual sales. Anyway, I picked it up yesterday to wipe it off while cleaning my bathroom and noticed the following message in bold face type on the back label:

Finished product not tested on animals.

Oh, well then! I guess you must be a really animal friendly company, then, Bath and Body Works! I bet PETA gave you a medal!