Friday, December 16, 2005

Note To Producers of Christmas Music

Having someone sing a Christmas carol, any Christmas carol, very sloooooowly does not make it sound solemn and holy, it makes it sound like a funeral dirge. Very depressing. And changing the accompanying music to long sustained chords is not beautifully minimalist, it only heightens the dirge-like effect. Way to spread the joy of the season!

4 Comments:

At 12:08 PM , Blogger luneray said...

Ironic post, Ms. "Spreading Christmas Cheer One Poisoned Gingerbread Cookie At a Time".

:D

 
At 2:16 PM , Blogger katze said...

Just one of the many services we offer here at Errant Apostrophes. :)

 
At 4:42 PM , Blogger Megarita said...

WORD. I want my carols perky, and my hymns impeccably sung. Not so much to ask...

 
At 11:34 AM , Blogger EEP said...

(Sorry! I don't know how to html this link nicely)
http://www.projekt.com/projekt/product.asp?sku=PRO00062
get this if you want it like a dirge!
:)

 

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