Scalia is His Own Punchline

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was greeting law students after a speech a few years ago when one particularly enraptured student came up to him and said, 'I've named my pet fish after you.' 'Oh, you've named him "Nino"'? the justice said. 'No,' said the student, 'I've named him "Justice Scalia."' Later, a professor who'd overheard the conversation asked the student whether he had other fish named after justices. 'No,' the student replied, 'Justice Scalia ate all the others.'